Welcome to the world of Christian writers.
the difference between “Christian writers” and every other kind of
writer? For starters, they’re forever dragging God into the biz. And
usually hanging the blame on Him, too. Like the person who believes
God’s “called” them to write (#5), but not provided the schedule to do
so. Because of the kids, their job, their health — whatever — they just
can’t follow through. They’re “waiting on God” for the “right timing” (another Christian cliché).
Listen, if God’s really “called you to write,” He wants YOU to find the
time to do so. He “called” Abraham but didn’t do the walking for him. Maybe you should stop “waiting on God” and put one foot in front of the other. That’s just one example of the unique, sometimes screwy
approach that Christian novelists bring to their craft.
Having frequented Christian writing circles for some time now, I’ve
heard all the spiritualized slogans we believers like to regurgitate.
Here’s my Top 5 clichés that Christian writers use.
how God never “calls” Christians to be sales assistants, lay reviewers,
work in circulation, be an advertising manager, or write obituaries for
the local newspaper. You’d think that writing novels was the top of the
Christian publishing holiness hierarchy.
“God’s will” is a favorite “out” for Christian writers. Most often, the
saying is followed by things like “find an agent,” “sell a lot of
books,” “finish the manuscript,” or “advertize aggressively.” Poor God. I
wish He’d get His act together so your career can finally flourish.
you might reconsider #5. Unless God’s also “gifted” you with spare
change to hire publicists and marketing strategists, it’s best to assume
that if God wants you to write novels, He also wants you to find
readers. Funny how hard work can make up for the absence of “spiritual
this is code for “clean,” alternative, G-rated fare containing
redemptive resolutions, biblical references, salvation events, spiritual
themes, or subliminal Bible messages imbedded in the story. The
question I have is whether God is also “glorified” in a good,
well-crafted story. If we can only “glorify God” by specifically writing
about God, we reduce God-honoring lit to religious tracts.
great. But unless He’s also giving you direct revelations, critiquing
your novels, correcting your grammar, dialog, characterization, and plot
elements, and buying your books, all this means is that you never have
to answer to anyone but yourself.
So there you have it! A quintet of cop-outs. My advice to Christian
writers: Maybe it’s time to stop over-spiritualizing the craft and just
start digging in. Anyway, can you think of some other overused Christian
Mike Duran is a monthly contributor to Novel Rocket, and is represented by the rockin’ Rachelle Gardner of Books & Such Literary. Mike’s novels include The Telling, The Resurrection, an ebook novella, Winterland, and his newly released short story anthology Subterranea You can visit his website at www.mikeduran.com.